SNL UK Weekend Update on Trump-Iran Deal Talks: Just Kiss Already

“SNL UK’s” Weekend Update returned in the show’s second week with one-liners about the mixed messages from the US and Iran on a deal to end the war, the death of the OnlyFans owner and more.

Paddy Young started the show with a zinger about Trump and Iran communicating very different things about a possible deal to end the current conflict.

“While Trump has insisted that Iran desperately wants a deal, an Iranian military spokesman said, ‘Our first and last word from day one was, is, and will remain: Someone like us will never come to terms with someone like you. Not now, not ever,'” Young said, adding, “Oh my God, just kiss already!”

Later in the segment, the death of OnlyFans owner Leonid Radvinsky was brought up. “So gentlemen, if you visit the site this week, lower your penises to half mast,” Young joked. “Nice funeral by the way. There wasn’t a dry tissue in the house.”

Young and co-host Ania Magliano then debuted a new piece titled “Hand-in-Hand,” where they delivered good news amid all the bad. “And now it seems like the whole world is at war. Russia and Ukraine, the Middle East, Chappell Roan and that little girl,” Magliano said. “War. We can just joke about it. But first we want to check: are you okay?”

“This goes hand in hand with Anya and Toad,” Young said. “We’re here to tell you that it’s going to be okay,” Magliano added, as Young finished her sentence: “Because we have each other.”

“World War III. Sounds scary, right? But we’ve already had two,” Magliano continued. “And don’t they say good things come in threes?”

Magliano continued on this topic, pointing out that “if London is bombed, house prices will fall.”

“And that also applies to house numbers,” she added. “We’re all going to live in the two houses that are left. Like in ‘Friends’!”