Kevin Hart Roasted by Dwayne Johnson on Netflix ahead of Jumanji 3
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Kevin Hart reunited during Hart’s Netflix Roast before his “Jumanji” co-star launched into a lengthy, R-rated set that largely revolved around Hart’s wife, Eniko.
After a dramatic entrance on stage – complete with special effects and Queen’s “We Will Rock You” as the soundtrack – Johnson wasted no time before delivering comedic punches. “Now I know you all assume I’m here to transport another crappy Kevin Hart vehicle, but for once that’s not the case,” he said. “I’m actually here tonight because someone needs to chew Kevin’s food and spit it into his mouth. Isn’t that right? My little chocolate baby bird.”
Johnson then referred to Hart as his “little Burnt Oompa-Loompa” before switching his attention to Hart’s wife. “I just want to take a moment to give a shout out to all the ladies here on this stage. You all look beautiful, gorgeous, sexy. You know who else looks sexy? Kevin’s wife, Eniko.”
As Hart exclaimed, “What the fuck,” Johnson responded, “I’m just giving her compliments!”
Johnson went on to say that Eniko “deserves an Academy Award for pretending she likes to fuck you,” and suggested they get together, “open a bottle of tequila and, you know… Stop squirming, Kevin!” He also explained that he finally understood why women love Hart – because “it’s the same size and color as their favorite dildo, and the little fucker is twice as loud.”
Chelsea Handler also chimed in: “Don’t you think it’s time for Eniko to be with someone bigger than her?”
“I love you. Yes, I do,” Johnson told Hart as he wrapped up his roast. “To prove it, last week I got a Kevin Hart tattoo on my dick. Yep, life size too… Eniko, I’ll show you later. Just kidding. She already saw it!”
Hart fired back, saying, “Why would you say that about my damn wife? I want to talk to you later.”
“But you’re the one who said, ‘Hey, listen, say whatever the fuck you want!’” Johnson responded.
Johnson and Hart starred together in a number of films, including “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle,” “Jumanji: The Next Level” and “Central Intelligence.” They’ll reunite this Christmas for their third and final “Jumanji” movie, “Jumanji: Open World.”
Other special guests at Hart’s Roast included Venus and Serena Williams, Lizzo and Tom Brady, as well as a selection of comedians and actors including Tony Hinchliffe, Pete Davidson, Draymond Green, Tiffany Haddish, Sheryl Underwood, Regina Hall and Na’im Lynn.
The live roast was hosted by Shane Gillis and filmed at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles. The ceremony took place on Sunday at 5pm PT, the final night of the Netflix Is a Joke Fest.
