‘South Park’ creators show Jimmy Kimmel how they made Trump’s small penis

“Why aren’t you in a gulag somewhere, chained up in a basement?”

That’s the question Jimmy Kimmel asked “South Park” co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Tuesday evening. The late-night host was obviously referring to the animated series’ brutal mockery of President Trump, repeatedly depicting him naked with a micropenis.

‘We hide behind cartoons’ cracked Parker.

Kimmel has some skin in the game, having been the target of Trump’s – and the Trump-allied FCC’s – censorship a number of times, from his weeks off the air after the MAGA mob twisted and distorted one of his jokes about the right-wing response to the murder of Charlie Kirk, to the recent uproar by Trump and Co. after them again deliberately reinterpreted a joke he made about Trump falling asleep during meetings as one about something much grimmer, with both Trump and Melania publicly calling for Kimmel’s firing.

The embattled host seemed particularly interested in how Parker and Stone chose to portray Vice President JD Vance in “South Park,” transforming him into a confused version of the “Fantasy Island” character Tattoo, played by the late Hervé Villechaize.

Parker said Tattoo was one of the first impressions he did “when I was nine years old.”

“It was just going to be a one-off joke — this joke about Mar-a-Lago that was kind of like ‘Fantasy Island’ — and we were like, ‘Oh, we’ll just get him tattooed, and it’ll be a one-off.’ And we all loved it so much, and we loved him as a little character,” Parker explained.

“On that season of ‘South Park’ we did a deepfake of the president,” Parker continued, adding, “We brought our deepfake AI rig to show you how we did Donald Trump’s weiner on the show.”

Parker then pulled out a small piece of (fake) foreskin, placed it on his finger – which had little eyes drawn on it – and wiggled it at the camera.

“If he doesn’t burn the Smithsonian down, I hope it ends up in the Smithsonian someday,” Kimmel said.

Later, Kimmel slid Trump’s foreskin onto his little finger.

“Hello, little guy,” he said to the foreskin. “Why are you making so much trouble?”