Trump devastated after making ‘threesome’ about his ‘beautiful’ sons

During his walkthe 80-year-old noted how Roosevelt and his eldest son received the Medal of Honor during wartime: the president for his efforts in the Spanish-American War, and his son for World War II.

“Other than Arthur and Douglas MacArthur… they are the only father-son pair to receive our nation’s highest military award for valor above and beyond the call of duty,” the controversial politician told his audience, before pointing to his own eldest children, Don Jr. and Eric.

“Now that I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I think I’m going to give one to myself, one to them, and then we’ll have a threesome,” Trump joked as he explained his bizarre comments.

The president continued, “I will choose one of the two. I’ll give them the Congressional Medal of Honor for something because of their brilliance in hunting, and I’ll get one for taking on Russia, Russia, Russia or something, and we have a third pair now.”