Cassie gets an OnlyFans glow when Rue becomes Snitch
SPOILER ALERT: This story contains spoilers for “Kitty Likes to Dance,” season 3, episode 4 of “Euphoria,” now streaming on HBO Max.
Three episodes in, and this season of “Euphoria” was already a doozy. Just last week, Cassie (Sydney Sweeney) and Nate (Jacob Elordi) had their wedding, which ended in the groom losing a little pig; we learned more about Jules (Hunter Schafer) and her sugar daddy situation; and an armed Rue (Zendaya) was stopped by the DEA. Let’s dive into this week’s chaos.
Wow, Rue looks screwed!
She tries to remain calm during the DEA interrogation, but as soon as Laurie (Martha Kelly) was brought up, the situation escalated and Rue soon found himself facing decades in prison. Of course, now she’s going to betray Laurie and Alamo (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) to the FBI…how stressful!
Cassie is going to let Maddy (Alexa Demie) blow up her OnlyFans.
Cassie is so sick of the debt – $1 million (!) – that Nate owes that she is now determined to make a quick buck online. She even agreed to a makeover to take her from ‘the suburbs to the city’ – complete with a festive ‘Welcome to Hollywood’ montage!
Lexi (Maude Apatow) commissioned Jules to paint a piece of art for the background of the nighttime soap opera she is working on, but it was filled with 14 penises.
Sorry, Jules, this isn’t HBO! You can’t do that on network television. Kudos to Patricia (Sharon Stone) for being honest with Lexi about how much it was ruining the production.
Cringe at a NSFW scene in the Champagne Room with Kitty (Anna Van Patten), set to… “Ave Maria.”
A classic indulgent “Euphoria” moment, juxtaposed with Cassie working the den (and eventually the bedroom) at influencer Brandon Fontaine’s (Jeff Wahlberg) party.
Saved by the robbery!
Things got tense when Rue was almost in danger during her fight at the strip club with Big Eddy (Kadeem Hardison) and Magick (Rosalía), when seemingly random thieves wearing Obama masks took over the back of the club. The distraction could ultimately be her way out of suspicion, but in a final twist, Rue identifies the getaway driver as Faye (Chloe Cherry), who is working on Laurie’s behalf. Those lips don’t lie!
