Royal staff ‘Drew Straws’ to decide ‘who would serve’ Andrew Windsor

Currently, Andrew’s regular company at Wood Farm consists largely of police and security officers, along with his seven dogs, including two corgis that once belonged to the late Queen. Marsh Farm itself is described by insiders as modest and functional rather than grand.

Basic upgrades include security fencing, reinforced doors and the installation of Sky TV, but work has reportedly been delayed. Carpets are sourced from other royal properties to minimize new expenditure.

A source said: “Anyone expecting a palatial country retreat will be mistaken. The property is safe and adequate, but by royal standards it is noticeably understated. There is no sense of indulgence.”

Another added: “The guiding principle has been practicality over prestige. The improvements are focused on safety and essential comfort, not luxury. The message is clear: this is a private arrangement that reflects a form of withdrawal from public life, and not a continuation of past privileges.”