Miles Teller on ‘Saturday Night Live’
Host Miles Teller portrayed both Jonathan and Drew Scott – the Property Brothers from the show of the same name – as the twins showed up at the White House to help Donald Trump renovate the White House on “Saturday Night Live.”
Americans were stunned to see Trump demolish the East Wing to build a ballroom, and the skit managed to work in ICE, the movie theater demolition, Melania’s decorating style, and Trump’s hunger for a third term.
“This week we take on our biggest challenge yet: building the new White House Ballroom,” Teller announced. “Donald and Melania moved into this house nine years ago. They were evicted from their home for four years, but have moved back in. Donald has a strong eye for interior design.”
“I put these gold urns everywhere,” Trump says.
“About a hundred in every room. That makes me happy. It’s very important to be happy these days. There are some really dark things happening in the world. Part of that is me. And here’s a crown I just got from my trip to Asia. Nothing says democracy more than a crown, right?” says James Austin Johnson as President Trump.
Teller then takes a tour of the White House with the Trumps, commenting on Melania’s taste. “She has a style all her own. I love these Halloween decorations you put up.”
“They’re for Christmas,” says Melania, played by Chloe Fineman.
“The Trumps have already made some subtle changes to the House,” Teller explains.
“Donald posted a painting of himself as a soldier from ‘Halo,’” Melania notes.
Melania explains that the renovation is happening because the house is “only 5,000 square feet” and they need a ballroom because “Donald, he likes to dance.”
“I’m a great dancer. Great dancer. Just ask your eyes. Right?” Trump says.
The Property Brothers said they asked Donald what his budget was and he said, “Between $350 million and infinity.”
Trump then tells the brothers that he wants to build a ring for MMA fighting and suggests organizing “hobo fights.” “Official as well as informal backyard fights, you know what I’m talking about? Two mentally ill guys just charging at each other. Are you doing hobo fights again. Remember hobo fights? We love hobo fights!” Trump exclaims.
“It will be ready just in time for my third term. We want this to be our forever home. Because we’re not leaving. We’re going to do something called a coup,” Trump says.
At the end of their tour of the White House, Teller says, “I think the only thing left is to pay for the construction.”
“Aren’t you from Canada?” Trump asks, shouting “ICE!” as agents storm the room. “There goes ICE. We like them. Creepy, very creepy. It’s a very creepy secret police thing.”
”The Property Brothers.’ Only on HGTV and Truth Social,” the announcer concludes.
