Jack Black sings my chemical romantic parody about masturbating
Jack Black, Kenan Thompson and Ego Nwodim hit a regga track together with a parody of the My Chemical Romance number “Welcome to the Black Parade” on “Saturday Night Live” to make jokes about how Goth Kids act on vacation.
Dressed in exaggerated goth clothing, complete with daring eyeliner and a black wig, Black Sang sang: “When I was a young boy / my parents, I thought to Jamaica / for my spring holiday in the high school / they said:” Come to the pool “But / I stayed in the room with my graphic names / so I could masturbate.”
The song began with the reggae -beat alone, with Thompson and Nwodim Jamaicans played and sing: “If there is war and struggle and pain / how do we fill our soul with joy again? / We look and we laugh about / Goth -child on vacation.”
Michael Longfellow played the titular goth of the song, rose from his lucky family in photos, wore combat boots on the beach, left his long coat in a hammock, painted his nails black and shouted after he got into the head with a beach ball.
“He doesn’t wear a bathing suit, he wears big black jeans / he doesn’t wear a sandal, he got combat boots on the beach,” Thompson sang behind the choir. Nwodim continued: “He doesn’t want Jetski / he is not a swimming without a dolphin / he wants to sit in the hotel’s lobby, look at photos of his girlfriend with big bones.”
In an intermezzo after the verse of Black, Longfellow begged his parents, played by Heidi Gardner and James Austin Johnson, to take him home. “Dexter, maybe you just have to go to the beach and write your poetry. Would that make you happy?” Asked Garner, annoyed. “Happiness is a disease,” Longfellow replied.
Black, Thompson and Nwodim fooled Longfellow while his clothes left him behind the dark sweat spots over a lounge chair. While Thompson and Nwodim again sang the chorus and ‘Goth Kid on Vacation’ repeated, Black sang, “My shirt stays on / I do the zipline once / just take me home.” When the song ended, Longfellow held a large beach cocktail with an umbrella in the glass and said, “One Love.”
