‘Do nothing too in common’, otherwise FCC will attack

Colin Jost portrayed “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseeth during the first cold open of the 51st season and complained that “our army is gay as hell”, but also mourns it, “it is never fatter!”

This reflected his real life meeting with the best generals of the army this week, with the meeting strange comparable. The version of Jost has just got rid of a subtext and demanded that the army is filled with “hot, fragmented, hairless men who are absolutely not gay.”

Then the Trump of James Austin Johnson interrupted that he “just kept an eye on here to keep an eye on ‘SNL’, to ensure that they do nothing too mean to me.”

Trump then got Meta and said: “SNL 51 to a rough start: 17 new cast members and they let the” update “man do the opening”, a nod to the recruitments and shooting of the summer.

He also got a shot with Jost and said, “I thought he would be with his friends at the Riyad Comedy Festival,” where Jost said he was not getting a offer.

Trump reminded the audience that if the Late Night Show got out of hand, they would answer my attack dog at the FCC, Brandon Carr. “Mikey Day then ran in the scene as Carr through a choice of music from Rockwell’s ‘Somebody’s Watch Me’, correcting Trump for the wrong expression of his first name (it is actually Brendan).

Trump ended the segment by saying: “Remember: Daddy looks.”

Johnson has depicted Trump on “Saturday Night Live” since he was hired in 2021.

View the sketch below.