Scarlett Johansson fires back on Michael Che for weekend updates
Scarlett Johansson finally shoots back on Michael Che for all that “weekend update” jokes. This weekend Johansson organized “Saturday Night Live” for the seventh time with musical guest Bad Bunny.
Che, who co-recurring the recurring segment of “Saturday Night Live”, writes Gags for Colin Jost (the husband of Johansson) to read every season during “Joke Swaps” and sometimes they are at her expense.
“Costco removed the sandwich with roast beef from the menu,” Jost said in a “weekend update” bit during a SNL episode of December. “But I am not a Trippin. I eat roast beef every night since my wife had the child.”
Che and Jost opened the season finale “Weekend Update” segment by recognizing the long -term tradition of exchanging jokes and calling Johansson to join the “update” agency, so that Che could formally apologize for “Compare your vagina with Costco Roast Beef.”
“I just got out because I am jealous,” Che (Scripted by Jost) told Johansson. “I have never seen a human vagina. Note that I said people, because I once spent a summer on a farm.” Che’s self -contempt continued: “I can’t even take off my hoodie during sex because I have more nipples than a pregnant dog. When Colin discovered me, I sold Crack outside of a supermarket. Now I am selling crack outside the American Girl Doll Store.”
Che ended his jost-written ‘update’ jokes by thanking his fellow guest and giving him praise for a long time. “I told thousands of jokes and laughed dozens of, but I never said those three little words:” I love you. “
“I had all these cameras on me. I did not expect the set -up to be like that,” Johansson told Vanity Fair about Che and Jost’s “Weekend update” bit who enjoy her. “I had something like:” Wow, you’re really the seventh, eighth class boys. ” I feel that it is almost my responsibility to think of a way to burn Michael back.
With this latest hosting tint, Johansson broke the record for the most “SNL” episodes organized by a woman who were previously connected to Tina Fey and Drew Barrymore, who both organized six times.
