Weekend Update Slams Musk leaves Doge, Diddy’s Trial and Jost’s Dolls
Colin Jost does not care about Trump that cuts social services, as long as the president does not take his precious dolls. In the newest segment “Saturday Night Live”, Jost and co-anchor Michael Che did not waste time to focus on the many recent headline capoles of Donald Trump, including the placement of a portrait generated by AI in the holy robe a week after the death of the pope. “As a Catholic, this feels somewhat disrespectful,” Jost said, with Che added that the photo (posted on X) was like “ordering a 1-way ticket to hell.”
CHE also focused on colleague Trump administration -Baas Elon Musk, who recently announced that he will return from the tasks as part of the Doge Federal Agency. “As usual,” Che joked, “he pulled out a little too late.”
The current Diddy-Saga remains top-of-mind for Che, who noted that “the sex trade process of Sean Combs will start in New York next week”, whereby viewers “just like his parties, just like his parties, just go there to watch.”
WeekendUpdate continued with Jost Reling against Trump’s radical financial policy: not because of the devastating impact they have on the American people, but because children get only “two dolls before Christmas instead of 30,” Trump said recently.
“When I wake up on Christmas morning and run down to find only two dolls, I lose my F – King -Geest,” Jost raged. “Cutting social security? They are old, do they fuck. Innocent children are deported? They have to grow up.”
Che closed the update with a joke about Uber who offers free journeys to teenagers who attend PROM, and theoreting that users could expect their driver Matt Gaetz to arrive soon.
View some selections from “Weekend Update” below.
